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BETA
Hello World! (coming soon)
I'm Umay! Currently in my mom's belly and the WiFi signal is terrible 📶
I made this site with one hand. (The other one is busy thumb-sucking) 👍
umay@womb:~$
$ npm install life@1.0.0
⚠️ WARNING: 'life' package 15 days until installation
📦 Dependencies: milk, sleep, love, diapers
🔴Live Stream - From The Womb
Current Status:ONLINE
😴 No space left, sleeping
Size Comparison:
🍉 Watermelon (Mom help!)
Last Activity:
👊 14:32 - Kicked bladder
🎵 13:45 - Dance party
🍕 12:00 - Mom ate pizza (👍)
Ping Status:
🏥 Hospital: 12ms
🍼 Milk Supply: 15d timeout
👶 BabyNet: Connected
COMING SOON!
Time Left in the Oven ⏲️
15
days (I'm impatient!)
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My Womb Reviews ⭐
Placenta Buffet
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Open 24/7, unlimited food. Menu is a bit repetitive but I'm not complaining.
Bed Comfort
⭐⭐⭐
Water bed is nice but space is getting tight. Growing pains...
NEW!
ECO
📢BREAKING NEWS
Site v0.9 (v1.0 releases at birth)
© 2025 Umay. All rights reserved. (No legal capacity yet but whatever)
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