👶

v1.0 LIVE!

Hello World! 🎉

I'm Umay! I was born 3 days early because I got impatient! 🚀

Deployment successful! WiFi signal is great now! (37-day-old baby developer) 💻

🕐 Born at 02:00 - I'm now a night shift worker!

umay@hospital:~$

$ npm install life@1.0.0

✅ SUCCESS: 'life@1.0.0' installation completed!

📦 Installed: crying, laughing, sleep-bug, milk-dependency

🚀 Uptime: 37 days

💡 Last commit: 'First breath 🫁'

🔴Live Stream - From Hospital Room

Current Status:LIVE

😴 Sleeping (new job is tough)

Current Size:

👶 Full baby size!

Womb is now nostalgic

Last Activity:

👋 10:15 - First hello

😴 09:30 - Power nap

🍼 08:45 - Milk meeting

😊 02:00 - Grand opening!

System Status:

🏥 Hospital WiFi: 5ms

🍼 Milk Supply: 24/7 Active

👶 BabyNet: Deployed

😴 Sleep Mode: Standby

BORN!

🎉 Deployment Successful!

37 Days Old

days old! Born 3 days early! 🚀

Life Loaded ✅100%

All features active! Crying, laughing, sleep mode operational.

🎮 Umay's Game Center

Play time: 0:00

Peekaboo!

👶

Click to hide!

Giggle Counter

😄

Make me giggle!

Pop Bubbles

Popped: 0

Bubbles coming...

🏆 Game Stats

Giggles

Bubbles

Memory

Simon Lv.

🎮 Want More Games?

Come to my super game arcade! More fun games are waiting for you!

🚀 Go to Game Arcade

My New Life Reviews ⭐

Hospital Service

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

WiFi is fast, bed is comfy, milk service 24/7. Now it's 5-star accommodation!

Vision Experience

⭐⭐⭐⭐

Everything is so bright! HD vision but I prefer to keep my eyes closed.

First Manager Meeting

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

First standup meeting with mom and dad. Very productive, just cried.

NEW!

🎁

Post-Launch Gift System

Now that I'm in the world, I've started accepting gifts! Working in production environment 🚀

Send Gift 🎁

ECO

🐾

For My Paw Friends

Let's make the world better before I arrive! (Going on my CV)

Donate to HAYTAP 🌍

📢LIVE NEWS

• FLASH: Umay deployed to world! • First commit: 'Hello World' • Milk API successfully integrated • Sleep function in beta • Opened new GitHub repo: 'my-life' • First pull request: 'Add crying feature' • Code review: 5/5 stars •

🎉 Site v1.0 - Production Ready! 🎉

🚀 First deployment: September 2, 2025, 02:00 - Started working night shifts!

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