ACCEPTING SEED FUNDING FROM THE WOMB
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Umay's Kickstarter
Hello investor! ๐ I'm Umay, a new player in the humanity sector. My launch date is September 5, 2025!
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Pre-Birth Funding๐ Early Stage
๐Investment Tiers (ROI: Unlimited Love)
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Angel Investor
โบ50-100
- โ Mentioned at first smile
- โ Thank you letter (with handprint)
- โ Baby photo (digital)
- โ Karma +100
MOST POPULAR
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Venture Capital
โบ100-500
- โ Everything above
- โ Mentioned at first 'Mama'
- โ Exclusive baby video
- โ Diaper change right (1x)
- โ CEO (Chief Emotional Officer) title
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Unicorn Investor
โบ500+
- โ Everything above
- โ VIP birthday invitation
- โ Name sponsor (middle name)
- โ Unlimited hug rights
- โ Board member (toy selection)
- โ First cry as NFT
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Card Payment Coming Soon!
Working on the online payment system! For now, you can support via bank transfer or QR code ๐
โณ In Development...
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Classic Bank Transfer
(Boomer method but it works ๐)
Bank:Garanti BBVA
Account Name:Bilal รฤฐFTรฤฐ
IBAN:
TR13 0006 2000 4880 0006 6373 09
๐ก Description:
"Gift for Umay ๐ถ"
* Legal Notice: Not a taxpayer yet, we'll talk after birth ๐ถ
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QR Code Payment
(Gen-Z method, so modern! ๐คณ)
๐ธ Scan with your phone and pay!
๐ Success Metrics
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Teeth Count
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Cuteness
24/7
Cry Support
100%
Organic
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Thanks, Big Human!
When I'm born, my first job will be to hug you! (Well, after crying, drinking milk, sleeping, crying again... but eventually I'll hug you, promise!)
โค๏ธCooking with love...โค๏ธ