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ACCEPTING SEED FUNDING FROM THE WOMB
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Umay's Kickstarter

Hello investor! πŸ‘‹ I'm Umay, a new player in the humanity sector. My launch date is September 5, 2025!

βœ… Pre-Birth FundingπŸš€ Early Stage

πŸ“ŠInvestment Tiers (ROI: Unlimited Love)

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Angel Investor

β‚Ί50-100
  • βœ“ Mentioned at first smile
  • βœ“ Thank you letter (with handprint)
  • βœ“ Baby photo (digital)
  • βœ“ Karma +100
MOST POPULAR
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Venture Capital

β‚Ί100-500
  • βœ“ Everything above
  • βœ“ Mentioned at first 'Mama'
  • βœ“ Exclusive baby video
  • βœ“ Diaper change right (1x)
  • βœ“ CEO (Chief Emotional Officer) title
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Unicorn Investor

β‚Ί500+
  • βœ“ Everything above
  • βœ“ VIP birthday invitation
  • βœ“ Name sponsor (middle name)
  • βœ“ Unlimited hug rights
  • βœ“ Board member (toy selection)
  • βœ“ First cry as NFT
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Card Payment Coming Soon!

Working on the online payment system! For now, you can support via bank transfer or QR code πŸš€

⏳ In Development...
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Classic Bank Transfer

(Boomer method but it works πŸ˜„)

Bank:Garanti BBVA
Account Name:Bilal ÇİFTÇİ
IBAN:
TR13 0006 2000 4880 0006 6373 09
πŸ’‘ Description:

"Gift for Umay πŸ‘Ά"

* Legal Notice: Not a taxpayer yet, we'll talk after birth πŸ‘Ά
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QR Code Payment

(Gen-Z method, so modern! 🀳)

QR Code

πŸ“Έ Scan with your phone and pay!

πŸ“ˆ Success Metrics

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Teeth Count
∞
Cuteness
24/7
Cry Support
100%
Organic
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Thanks, Big Human!

When I'm born, my first job will be to hug you! (Well, after crying, drinking milk, sleeping, crying again... but eventually I'll hug you, promise!)

❀️Cooking with love...❀️